the youngest person in the world just got born
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans. –John Lennon
I am crying
The “why you bringing up old shit” expression.
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
first day of kindergarten